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Drama Olympics
Trigger Warning: personal responsibility and global perspective will be discussed openly in this post. This week’s Drama Olympics is being hosted by a select group of students at Yale. They are yelling...
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Taste the Rainbow
That sounded like an awesome idea right up until the pediatrician clarified she didn’t mean eat more Skittles. She meant buy, cook, and serve vegetables in every color of the rainbow. Steak is a color...
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NaBloPoMo Day 11
Here’s me: Totally counts as a post, right? Love you – see you tomorrow! XO
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We need more raccoon cat rodeos and less bathroom corpses
I know this because Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, told me so in her AWESOME book, Furiously Happy, which you should buy immediately. She makes mental illness really funny! That came out wrong but my...
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Questions People Never Ask
There are technically 100, but I reduced them to 60, which is clearly plenty of information… Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. Don’t be ridiculous. Do you take the shampoos...
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When did feminism get so dumb?
What’s up with all the man-hating on the internet these days? Sure some men are fantastic assholes, but there are a lot of women assholes, too. I’ve met them, and I’d say the ratio is around 50:50....
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The only time finding money is bad
Laundry is peaceful for me. There’s an unspoken satisfaction in it – a loving task for my family. Clean clothes are hung in the appropriate closets, and others are properly folded and placed into the...
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I do not have weed in my freezer
I’m not into that, but I am into fresh herbs. This simple concoction of Italian parsley, thyme, rosemary (and garlic) makes everything taste like you care – hooray! Chop them finely, strain the parsley...
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Giant Sissy Bitch.
This is the backstory for why I was holding a knife and covered in blood from collar-bone to ankles by 8am every day. I was the kitchen manager at Lone Star Steakhouse and Saloon. In order to be a...
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How to be a superhero in one day
Raise your hand if this has happened to you: You know a birthday is coming up. You intend to send a card. The birthday comes and goes. You think: I can send a belated birthday card. Two more weeks...
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