I learned a very important piece of information about college football yesterday: boys get stickers for being good! AND they get to put them on their helmets so everyone knows how awesome they are!
I LOVE stickers. But I’m not going to play football.
So I made some for girls.
Your hormones told you to murder people and you didn’t – Great job!
Food, dirt and sweat tried to ruin every garment in the house but you won – Nice Work!
You didn’t cry when the crazy Brazilian lady used hot wax to rip hair off your body – You Rock!
Your offspring tried to break your vagina but you love it anyway – MVP!
If you earned all of these stickers, this helmet is for you. You’re fabulous!
Happy Monday, y’all!
