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VIP Tuesday
Tuesday’s Very Important Poll: Take a moment to live vicariously through Melissa McCarthy in this video, and then tell us… Take Our Poll This poll is totally anonymous. Your mouse-peen boss will...
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Gymnastic Shenanigans
Handstands onto your bed is the new hotness. Right up until you record it… Naturally this meant I was required to try it, too… She was determined… And so was I… We became convinced if we did it...
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Helmet Stickers for Girls
I learned a very important piece of information about college football yesterday: boys get stickers for being good! AND they get to put them on their helmets so everyone knows how awesome they are! I...
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More Helmet Stickers for Girls
You scoop or pick up dookie that isn’t human – you rock! You make food appear in the magic box in the kitchen – hooray! You work for a normal-sized boss during the day, and then work for one or more...
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It’s time to even the score
The last two posts have featured helmet stickers for girls. This week’s are for all the awesome dudes out there. You defeat the lawn every week with heavy equipment, while sweating or freezing your...
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Behind the Scenes at Petit Le Mans – Road Atlanta
All-access passes to anything cool usually don’t happen to me, BUT, since my brother is extra fabulous AND the Technical Inspector for IMSA -International Motor Sports Association, we spent Saturday at...
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Getting laid….off?
I’m sure you’ve all see the exciting news that Turner is laying off giant chunk of its employees this week. This has prompted some worried texts, phone calls, DMs and e-mails from y’all. Firstly...
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Survivor’s guilt…
After all that hoopla yesterday about getting laid off, I got the call from my VP at the end of the day saying I’m safe!!! I still have my job, my paycheck, my benefits, and my tacky little office....
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7 Truths That Make Parenting More Fun
Here’s the question I received: “Does being a mom ever get fun? My friend and I both have an infant and a toddler, and it’s so hard. Please tell us the truth.” Sometimes being a mom sucks a giant...
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Clearly the Solution was Fire and Urine
She had collapsed in on herself and was sobbing at the table. I patted her on the back in that awkward way which precisely conveys, “I don’t know what to do, or what to say, and I want to run from...
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Getting intimate with dolls for money
The best way to make money and edit personal space is to take naked pictures of dolls. I know. I’m a genius. It didn’t start out weird (says everyone right before being arrested) – Kit was fully...
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Holy shitfire!
I’m officially spending forever with this awesome, smart, handsome, and hilarious guy! Wearing this ring! And the ear-to-ear smile in the first photo! HOORAY! Obviously there were pranks and rabbits...
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Not all feet touchers are the same
I don’t like strangers scratching my head and mounting me in public. Especially when I have to pay for it. My glorious friend, P, and I decided to treat ourselves to a “foot spa” outing after work....
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It’s important to wear underwear when you’re stealing teeth
I’m sharing this critical information with you because a) one of my polls revealed that some of you go commando b) I recently tried to steal a tooth and I was really thankful I had on panties. If you...
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How gross is your love?
I came across this list and I must know your opinions on the 11 Gross Signs That Your Relationship Has Reached It’s Peak Comfort Level. It’s only fair that I answer, too, so here, I’ll go first: 1....
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It’s my BIRTHDAY – whuuuut?
Is it just me, or does this photo give you the impression I handled this party all by myself? I’ve clearly called everyone to the table to witness the final adjustments on my birthday cake, which I...
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Father’s Day Manifesto
Being a father is really hard, and we can’t thank you enough. No, really. It’s literally impossible to heap sufficient praise on those who spend decades trying to turn sperm into a decent human....
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Overachievers have more sex
My fiance was going to visit his parents, sister and brother-in-law on Saturday. It’s a six-hour drive, Fridays are always a grind for him at work, and traveling in general stresses him out. Enter me,...
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How to be totally lazy while appearing productive
Right now while I’m at work the awesome people of Instacart are shopping for ALL my groceries and household items! Three personal shoppers will descend upon my house between 4-5pm with all my stuff, I...
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Confessions of a Beverly Hills (adjacent) Dog Owner
I kind of wanted a baby. I just wasn’t ready to break my vagina and gain 30 pounds. Also, I enjoyed sleeping, and being the center of the universe. So I adopted a little dog instead. Specifically, I...
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