Choose the perfect fabric.
Buy a beginner sewing machine.
Read the directions.
Ask the fashion gods for assistance.
And celebrate the mermaid tail!
Then switch gears for Girls’ Night. (Jaime and Claire aren’t pictured because I looked like an exhausted troll in that photo).
Wear these shoes.
That do this to toes because apparently they’re not made for people who use their feet for walking.
Then wake up (image not available), and go to pool to test the tail…
Hooray! The tail works beautifully, I am my daughter’s hero for the day, and my Dude has named me Miu Miu of the Sea.
Champion.
